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✦   You have been summoned   ✦

The Royal
33rd

15 – 17 January · The Alps

A weekend in a mountain chalet — skiing, a themed feast, dancing, jacuzzi and sauna.
The sovereign turns 33. Your presence is not a request — it is a decree.

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♬   The Royal Mix   ♬

A Birthday Playlist

Press play — and give it at least a minute.

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✦   The Weekend Programme   ✦
⟡   The Realm   ⟡
📍   Chalet Location 🏰   Chalet Interior ⛷   The Ski Area

Survey your kingdom before you arrive

✦   Hidden Secrets   ✦

Legend speaks of a grey cat who guards hidden wisdom...

And a unicorn who whispers prophecies...

And a bicycle that leads nowhere useful.

Night the First

Friday Evening

Where the revelry begins

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Hour of Assembly
Friday 15 January, 20:00 sharp — that is when we start eating
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Location of the Realm
A chalet halfway between Abondance and La Chapelle d'Abondance, in the French Alps
📍 View the location →
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Dress Code — Night One
Very Casual, Medium Chic with warm, fluffy slippers.
Gentlemen: a shirt — bowtie optional. Ladies: a dress, and don't overthink it.
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Provisions
The Crown provides bubbles, wine and a little amaretto. For beer, liquor, electrolytes or soft drinks — bring your own.
— What to bring —
  • Your most joyful self
  • Your own beer, liquor, electrolytes or soft drinks
  • Warm layers for the mountain
  • Skis & skipass — bring or rent your own gear
  • Zero bad vibes (strictly enforced by the Royal Guard)

The court cat 🐱 shall be in attendance. Pay your respects.

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💰   The Royal Treasury   💰
  • Chalet: 95 CHF per person, per night (most have already paid)
  • Food: the bill is split at the end of the weekend
  • Drinks: bubbles, wine & amaretto on the Crown — the rest, bring your own
  • Skipass & gear: your own to bring or rent

Night the Second

Saturday

The main event. The grand spectacle.

By Day
Skiing in the realm.
🗺 View the ski area →
Skipass & gear are your own to bring or rent.
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Royal Attire
A themed dinner — the theme is still being decreed. Got a good idea? Tell the Crown.
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By Night
Themed dinner · Dancing · Jacuzzi · Sauna · Unspeakable merriment
— What to bring —
  • A costume for the themed dinner (theme TBD — suggest one!)
  • Swimwear, for the jacuzzi & sauna
  • Your dancing shoes
  • Skis, skipass & ski gear for the slopes
  • A good idea for a theme or activity

The royal bicycle 🚲 shall be available for midnight escapes.

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✦   The Farewell   ✦

The Final Morning

Sunday

A gentle farewell

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One Last Feast
A final breakfast together before the kingdom disperses.
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The Carriages Depart
Sunday 17 January, 11:00 — we take our leave after breakfast.
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His Royal Highness

The grey sovereign of the household greets you with supreme indifference. He was here before you. He will be here after you leave. His schedule is full. His patience is not.

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The Prophetic Unicorn

The unicorn peers into your future and sees... loading the prophecy...